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☼ enter paradise ☼
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity
  • Sacramento, CA, USA
  • Longkou, China
  • Brisbane, Australia
  • University Place, USA
  • Buenos Aires, Argentina
  • Tamaulipas, Mexico
  • Tucson, USA
  • Corpus Christi, USA
  • Singapore, Singapore
  • Buffalo, USA
  • York, UK
  • Nottingham, UK
  • Stratford Upon Avon, UK
  • Hitchin, UK
  • Glasgow, UK
  • England, UK
  • Malmö, Sweden / Võru, Estonia
  • Vancouver, USA
  • Chattanooga, TN, USA
  • Nuevo Leon, Mexico
  • New York City, USA
  • Las Vegas, USA
  • Celje, Slovenia
  • St. Thomas, Virgin Islands
  • Manchester, UK
  • Milton Keynes, UK
  • Longmont, CO, USA.

bigfatnigga:

I wanted to kill the sexiest person on earth but I don’t believe in suicide

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich